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me: *stays home*
parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me: *goes out*
parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me: *eats*
parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
me: *doesn't eat something*
parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me: *exhales*
parents: don't give me that attitude
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Artist: Samuel L. Jackson
Song: Go the F--k to Sleep
Album: Go the F--k to Sleep
Plays: 32,442
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The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

I don’t know the Avengers DON’T KILL ME but this is great, dear goodness.

Someone PLEASE draw Thor tucked into bed while Nick sits next to him and reads this. PLEASE. 

OR Nick reading it to Loki while he’s in the prison.

Welp, that’s perfect.

I’ll be needing this tonight.

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Kidnapping is such a strong word. I like to think of it as “Surprise Adoption”.

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I think people are stupid. It’s ok to sing about using women just to have sex, and drugs and blablabla but it’s NOT ok to sing about gay people? 
I mean, I think they’re just mad because Eminem is white and he was “not supposed to be” a rapper. Like it’s not his place or something, so they’d try anything to bring him down on his career. And then they think they’re being fair to everyone. Really? People need to open their minds. You’re gay? NICE. You’re not? NICE. You like gay people? NICE. You don’t? NICE. What’s SO WRONG about that? It’s like any other things. You can dislike chocolate, but you can’t dislike different people?! I think you can dislike whatever you want as long as you respect. And it’s perfectly fine to say or sing that you don’t like them. seriously world, you got big issues.

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