i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor
And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.
the best thing about being single is sleeping around. you can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. left, right, middle, wherever.
how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass