soloontherocks:

luxtempestas:

OKAY SO MY MOM REALLY LOVES OLAF HES LIKE HER FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER NOW AND IT SNOWED SOME GOOD PACKING SNOW TODAY AND SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO BUILD HIM ONCE WE SHOVELED SO WE FUCKIGN DID.
the prince is awake
your shit is wrecked.

do you want to build a motherfucking snowman

nerdyicecream:

YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALIZED, THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST SPENDING YOUR DAYS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, CHECKING OUT TUMBLR. FROM NOW ON I’M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY LIFE ON THE COMPUTER!

*opens tumblr app on mobile*

prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

toothpast:

mosebys:

nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans

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but really

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And this is why you can never fucking trust the media

(Source: pleathe)

hellabove-ptv:

I have so much respect for these people; they have helped me through so much♡

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(Source: dutchster)

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(Source: dutchster)

idislikecispeople:

laurelai:

waitingfordesire:

Jelly Belly Chairman donates $5000 to help turn back the rights of trans kids in California to use the bath room and change rooms of their gender identity, not assigned sex.
Source: THE AGE

If i see your cis ass with jelly bellys in your hand im gonna smack them right into the dirt. Then im going to make you eat them. In the dirt.

I’ll be smacking the parents. Fuck this company’s chairman, and fuck Jelly Belly.

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