when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
The fact that I’m silent doesn’t mean I have nothing to say.
— Jonathan Carroll (via doperespect)
i’m not like other girls i’m a boy
how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
Unpopular Ship?
Unknown ship:
Trying to get other people to ship your ship:
Ship remains non-canon?
Ship remains non-canon part 2:
You ALMOST Ship something:
Someone ships something you don’t ship?
Someone insults your ship:
Ship becomes canon:
What is the conclusion? Jack Sparrow is a Shipper.
No, Jack Sparrow is the entity of “shipping”.
When someone shoots your ship down:
that’s CAPTAIN* Jack Sparrow to you
